Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
- Person: what's your OTP
- Me: *brings out list*
- Person: ...
- Me: *starts reading every single ship on the list aloud*
- Person: DO YOU EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT OTP SANDS FOR? ONE. TRUE. PAIR. 1. AS IN ONE.
- Me: *continues reading until the end of time*
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*