thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

marilynhanson:

this means so much to me. so much

marilynhanson:

this means so much to me. so much

  • Person: what's your OTP
  • Me: *brings out list*
  • Person: ...
  • Me: *starts reading every single ship on the list aloud*
  • Person: DO YOU EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT OTP SANDS FOR? ONE. TRUE. PAIR. 1. AS IN ONE.
  • Me: *continues reading until the end of time*

kirindave:

zamii070:

everytime

Almost as bad, “What are you anxious about?”

bootyhunt2k14:

Irony level 10000

bootyhunt2k14:

Irony level 10000

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

i figured it out

meowvgonspengler:

karkat uses his anger to cover up how much he really cares about people.

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kankri uses his social justice bullshit to cover up how much he doesn’t care.

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